gucci down the boulevard
i'm festus and a daughter of hephaestus
cherryandsisters:

my friend romannico was like “BUT WHAT ABOUT WILL/NICO???” and i said
yes

holyartemis:

I HAVE 201 FOLLOWERS I AM EXCITED AS FUCK OH MY GOD I HAVE TO MAKE PARTY TOMORROW WITH MY WISE GOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS FEELING

me when i reach more than 10k (so never): *sighs* kid


I HAVE 201 FOLLOWERS I AM EXCITED AS FUCK OH MY GOD I HAVE TO MAKE PARTY TOMORROW WITH MY WISE GOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS FEELING

H

2 FOLLOWERS TIL 200 HELP I NEVER HAD SO MUCH


actually just 9 followers until 200

let’s get 1000

gallifreyandemigoddess:

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO :’( 3
thats so sad


wHY

<b>Leo:</b> *touches nico and accidentally burns him*</p>
<b>Nico:</b> ow! why are you so hot</p>
<b>Leo:</b> thanks bby</p>
<b>Nico:</b> what</p>
<b>Leo:</b> what</p>
You can’t swing a cat in ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus’s ex-girlfriends.Percy Jackson (via camphalfbloodquotes)
The Mortal JEM-struments.
Tessa I found a demon on the talking box called "miley" something or another it attacks its victims with spastic movements and naughty words
"Twerk." It's like "to" and "work" in a single word. "I'm going twerk today."
Brilliant.
Tessa I've made a new friend her name is Siri she's very agreeable you should say hello
teSSA ITS RAINING IN THE BATHROOM AND I AM IN THE NUDE
but why are there only six episodes tessa do something
*sings quietly* dunt drop dat thduh thduh thduh hey
i aM OLDER THAN 18 TESSA GIVE ME THAT CELLULAR DEVICE AT ONCE I MUST HAVE A "PILLOW-PET"
*texts* tesssaaaaaaa
tessa why arent you answerijng
answeing
i mean answeriimh
tessa please help